SportFreak FAN-tastic Top 5 HOTTEST HOT SAUCES #1!!!!!!

 

The Gods Of SportFreak were sent here with one mission and one mission only, to save the world from the horrifically evil, unfathomably appalling abomination of crappy sportswear and to help every sports fan be the best SportFreak he (or SHE!) can be! And although they are prone to frequent bouts of deviation from this purpose, the Gods Of SportFreak have once again succeeded in bringing you this week’s Extra SportFreaky, Blister the Roof of Your House, Call the Fire Department Cuz My Head is on Fire, FAN-tastic Top 5 HOTTEST HOT SAUCES!!!!!

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dabomb

#5 — DROP Da Bomb on your next Cauterizing Culinary Creation!!! But be sure to pack a fire extinguisher… a drop of this Sinister Incendiary Sauce is rated at 1.5 million Scovilles!!!!!! BOOOM!!!

 

 

DemonChile-Extract

#4 — “UNLEASH PURE EVIL” is the Demon Ichor’s slogan. Weighing in at 2,000,000 Scoville units, this chile extract will transform your fiery foods into a TRULY HELLISH EXPERIENCE!!!!

 

 

maddog357

#3 — LOCK AND LOAD WITH 357 Mad Dog Pepper Extract!!!! Guaranteed to BLISTER, BURN, AND STRIP PAINT OFF BARE METAL!!! 5,000,000 Scoville units will turn your chili into a raging inferno!!!

 

 

blairs 16mill reserve

#2 — BUCKLE UP AND HOLD ON!!!!! Rated at 6 million Scoville units and a bearing a price tag of $449.00, Blair 5am Reserve is for only the SERIOUS Fire Aficionados!!!!

 

 

MISC-Blairs-16-Million-2

#1 — The Hottest of the Hot!!!! Blair’s 16 Million Reserve PURE capsicum crystals deliver a Guinness Record Holding 16,000,000 Scoville Units of Pure Hell in a bottle!!!!
Only 999 of these were made and purchasing a serial numbered vial requires $398.00 and a signed waiver!!!!

 

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